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Originally Posted by Gerard
Well this is seemingly part 3 of the "skaters" incident, previously what happened was i threw one of their boards under a bus after one of them started acting a hardass, then one of them seen me in the dvd rental place a couple of weeks back.
Just leaving a dvd back to the rental store and i come round the corner and 2 of the three are standing there waiting. They see me and come over talking so much shit its unbeleivable, "yo dawg we gonna fuck you up", yeah right im practically pissing myself here[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img].
They start going on about the board i threw under the bus and whining about how much it cost etc. One of them is a big lanky bastard maybe 6 foot or so but is built like the side of a bus ticket, the others probably about my size 5 foot 7 or so. They invite me for a fight so im ready, all of a sudden the little runt from a few weeks back comes running up behind me and clonks me across the back of the head with the flat side of a skateboard. I fall forward a bit and all 3 of them take off running away. Was actually pretty funny, if he had used the edge of the board it woulda taken me down and left me prone for a kicking but the retard used the flat side and it just staggered me a bit.
So im sitting here fuming but also kinda laughing about their choice of weapon, a fuckin skateboard of all things? Little does the runt know i know where he lives and he passes by my street on the way to school so tomorrow morning i think ill get up early just to grab him and put the shits up him. Dunno if i should kick the shit outta him or not, id prefer to do that to taller one as id assume he's older than the around 17 year old runt.
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Choke him with a garden hose, and spray him at the same time with it.