
03-12-2003, 03:31 AM
We live in yurts, igloos and other circle-sized homes, we don't get any rain up here, just frozen moose and flying hockey pucks, july is our coldest month, and and our daily sanctioned meals are:
Breakfast: Labatt bleu, fried whale blubber, and poutine.
Lunch: a pack of Du Mauriers, and puffed wheat drizzled in ketchup
Afternoon snack: Two joints, steamed moosemeat, and American cattle blood.
Dinner: Whisky, Sasquash meat sauteed in whale oil, baked beans n' spam and cod flavoured ice cream for desert.
Oh, and if you ever come up here, bring alot of shorts because most of the time the temp is +40 degrees celsius.
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