already have my gangasta name on here, my porn name is

Old Name: Sclass12

I now dub you:
Ron Kielbasa

Taxi:
Old Name: Sclass12

If anyone can pronounce it, you will be called:
Mnah Mnah Baker

and my pet name is
Old Name: Sclass12

Endearing pet name:
Schmookiddy Nose
as in "Awww, did my Schmookiddy Nose have a wuf day at work?"