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Default 06-27-2003, 07:02 PM

Well, if I were running things I'd do the following to him.

I'd get all the asian looking cops and servicemen I can find, put 'em in black pajamas and khaki uniforms. Give them prop AK47's and old french weapons, along with a real sidearm that cops usually carry (in case he gets too dodgy too quickly). Hundreds of VC looking motherfuckers. Then I'll get them to dig trenches and tunnels around his yard. At this point we get all the cops to scream scripted vietnamese insults and him through megophones.

Now, he's probably wetting himself by now knowing that he's massively outnumbered by what appears to be, victor charlie. In the event that he's still not shitting himself, we put a few rockets through his home.

Then he'll either do two things: #1, find the nearest window and start opening up on the entrenched cops or #2, give up himself. If it is the former option that he chooses he will be gunned down immediatly. If it's the latter, the cops escort him out of his home and when he gets far enough from his aresenel, all the cops take off their costumes, exposing their cop uniforms and we publically humiliated him.


Of course this article is probably faked, so it wouldn't make a difference.
  
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