[mr.miyagi]

....and I don't mean tying them up and hiding them in your attic strik0r hake:

Girls, they're a mystery aren't they. I mean I'm no super-stud who has a different ladyfriend each month (its every two weeks) but how do you keep your girl happy, coming back for more?? or if you're single you can pick up top tips from Germ as his prostitute ratio has tripled in recent days, I don't know how he does it tho he tells me its coz of his friend master card

Shit, well I don't know if its me but my gf goes ballistic if I go near her feet, like she comes out of the shower and I'd pounce on her, hold her down and suck her toes. I mean, at first I thought she'd hate it but my god she was moanin like a good'un, aiiiiiight.
Some guys like it, some don't but i'm sure a spanish kiss is liked by most girls (like a french kiss but further south)

Any top tips to make her go wild?!? Shovels? rubber gloves? cardboard apple juice cartons? carrots??

Ydiss, I'm sure that baby didn't get there by some strange coincidence, something had to have happened to make her tummy swell and no 'she ate all the pies' excuses