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Captain Bunny · 07-21-2003, 08:49 PM

Here is a true story, it happened to me.

I got off with an older woman, she was 30 something, quite attractive, but the whole town had had her at some point.
Anyway, i was banging away with her, and really wasnt doing anything for her, im considered to be quite well hung, but with this woman it was like throwing a chip up an alley.
I asked her if there was anything that would help her.

Her answer will go to my grave with me.

"have you got something like a cricket bat? how about that ornament on your shelf?"

So mr miyagi, try a cricket bat...... or other house hold objects.

nothing wrong with toe sucking... mmm its quite a turn on for some girls.

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Captain Bunny is Offline Senior Member Posts: 2,106 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Fife, Scotland	07-21-2003, 08:49 PM Here is a true story, it happened to me. I got off with an older woman, she was 30 something, quite attractive, but the whole town had had her at some point. Anyway, i was banging away with her, and really wasnt doing anything for her, im considered to be quite well hung, but with this woman it was like throwing a chip up an alley. I asked her if there was anything that would help her. Her answer will go to my grave with me. "have you got something like a cricket bat? how about that ornament on your shelf?" So mr miyagi, try a cricket bat...... or other house hold objects. nothing wrong with toe sucking... mmm its quite a turn on for some girls.