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So your mom is FINALLY available? Fuck I thought that "train" would never end.

Regarding my REAL GF's, and not some mangy dog that sucks dick that Quze calls his "first love" - I'm suprised I haven't been stabbed yet. An ex invited me over to dinner after breaking up with her after I had her take me to get some Carls Junior, and I thought she was plotting to kill me. No fucking joke. But the prospect of sex was high so I said fuck it.[/quote:1bf6d]

HAW HAW! First Love, pfftt...