If it's in Texas wouldn't it be the Texas Chainsaw Massecrer Massacre?
he'd get cut down by an AK, two M-16s, half a dozen shotguns, and about two dozen pistols of various caliber before he could pull the starter on the saw biggrin:

If there's one thing I love about those crazy Texans it'stheir methods of crime stopping fire1: fire2: M16: