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Eames · 02-11-2004, 06:37 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":cc9da][quote="Eight Ace":cc9da][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":cc9da]Never been to one, seen as bad form to go to that kind of stuff in Britland.
We prefer to get pi$$ed out our face & say obscene stuff to young ladies, then trash a kebab shop.[/quote:cc9da]
LOL!! biggrin: "...plenty extra onions on mine thanks pal! ...hup*..huurrp...BLOOOAAARRGGHHH!!! ..."[/quote:cc9da]

Last week my friend came back from Spain to stay for a few days, we partied all week, Saturday was his last day & he got completely off his face. He tried to serve drinks at the bar, picked up someones Snakebite & Black from the bar and started drinking it, didn't know who's drink it was. Went up to just about every girl... After drinking obscene amounts of alcohol we went across the road to a kebab shop. After I had ordered him a kebab & drug him off some girl he was trying to chat up he started to order things in Spanish. oOo: The guys at the shop were Turkish & were like WTF m8? stupid: he wouldn't stop, I was trying to distract him by getting him to look at the pictures on the wall but he kept going back & ordering all this sh&t in pigeon Spanish. One girl asked him if he could get her a burger, he asked her where she was from and she said 'Maidstone'. Then he asked her to guess where he was from & he said Spain. Then he asked her again where she was from.. & said guess where I'm from. oOo: When we eventually got outside he started throwing bits of the kebab & me and shouting obscene language to the bouncers.

Can't wait for next weekend it's a Dr's/Nurses/pimps/tarts disco rock:[/quote:cc9da]

wtf are "kebab's" mate?

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Eames is Offline Command Sergeant Major Posts: 2,025 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa, FL or Charleston, SC	02-11-2004, 06:37 PM [quote="Fluffy_Bunny":cc9da][quote="Eight Ace":cc9da][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":cc9da]Never been to one, seen as bad form to go to that kind of stuff in Britland. We prefer to get pi$$ed out our face & say obscene stuff to young ladies, then trash a kebab shop.[/quote:cc9da] LOL!! biggrin: "...plenty extra onions on mine thanks pal! ...hup..huurrp...BLOOOAAARRGGHHH!!!* ..."[/quote:cc9da] Last week my friend came back from Spain to stay for a few days, we partied all week, Saturday was his last day & he got completely off his face. He tried to serve drinks at the bar, picked up someones Snakebite & Black from the bar and started drinking it, didn't know who's drink it was. Went up to just about every girl... After drinking obscene amounts of alcohol we went across the road to a kebab shop. After I had ordered him a kebab & drug him off some girl he was trying to chat up he started to order things in Spanish. oOo: The guys at the shop were Turkish & were like WTF m8? stupid: he wouldn't stop, I was trying to distract him by getting him to look at the pictures on the wall but he kept going back & ordering all this sh&t in pigeon Spanish. One girl asked him if he could get her a burger, he asked her where she was from and she said 'Maidstone'. Then he asked her to guess where he was from & he said Spain. Then he asked her again where she was from.. & said guess where I'm from. oOo: When we eventually got outside he started throwing bits of the kebab & me and shouting obscene language to the bouncers. Can't wait for next weekend it's a Dr's/Nurses/pimps/tarts disco rock:[/quote:cc9da] wtf are "kebab's" mate?