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Originally Posted by Madmartagen

One time me and my ex went up to visit my relatives in San Francisco about two years ago. While we were there, I met up with my cousin and and we decided to go hang out at the park and to go see the sites because I've never been to Frisco. My cousin is about 27 or so, 6ft, 215lbs and prolly one of the most flamboyant gay men anyone has ever seen in San Francisco. We took the trolly up and down the street just so I can say that I have, and while we were on it, some punk and his friend take notice of my gay cousin crossing his legs and speaking with the 'gay voice.' They start whispering to eachother and start laughing, but my cousin ignores it completely or doesnt hear it, and so we continue chatting. Finally the pair starts raising their voices so that we could hear them and really start talking their shit. My cousin says to them; "Is there something that you were trying to say to me, I may have missed it?" To which one of the dudes replies; "No, I was just telling my friend here how flaming faggots are ruining the country, and that the sooner the liberal fags leave this city, the better off it will be for us...." Before he could finish his sentence, my cousin grabbed him by the shirt collar, head butted him 2 or 3 times, and then tossed him off the trolley onto his back like a fucking turd. His friend just stared at my cousin in complete horror, then jumped off to run after his friend. An elderly woman who was sitting by us saw what had happened, and handed a napkin to my cousin to wipe the blood off and said "I think you may have hurt that mans ego, but he wil get over it." My cousin thanked her and turned to me to say in the most stereotypical gay voice you can think of; "Lets go to fishermans wharf later on today, its absolutely fabulous."

LOL