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Default 02-26-2004, 06:42 PM

ok sorry to hijack this thread slightly but i have to post a transcript of the conversation i just had with my lawyer. sw-14 you are up to your neck in the brown stuff this time.

[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "Hello"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "Hello Sternford, Mr.B here"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "Ahh hello my friend"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "Listen up! One of the dc dev crew just insinuated that I was some kind of spam-monkey - I mean what the fuck?!!?!"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "Hello my friend. That is a fucking outrageous slur...."


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "I know I used those exact words myself"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: ".....and I would advise you to prosecute this pretentious pious protagonist with EXTREME prejudice!!!!1"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "I like the wa...."


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "In fact, tell this muthafucka that I'm going to go apeshit and set MY muthafuckin lawyer on his bad ass!"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "You mean?"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "You damn skippy hippy! I'M CALLING EDDIE COCHRAN FIRST THING IN DA MUTHAFUCKIN MORNING! DAT'S RIGHT!!!


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "Ummm Sternford....you mean Johnny Cochran riiiiight?"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "I MEAN WHO I MEAN MUTHAFUCKA! EDDIE WILL BE ON THE CASE FIRST THING IN THE AM - YOU GOT THAT BITCH-HO?"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: ...........


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "DO - YOU - HEAR - ME - MUTHA - FUCKA - ???"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "......yes"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: Ok then, hang up the muthafuckin phone and let me ride my ho in peace - goodbye.



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