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guarnere · 03-25-2004, 04:46 PM

I used to go to Canada with my family and go fishing for a week. Good times...friendly Canadians...yep, yep...sure, it all ended when my parents got a horrific divorce. But, I still like Canadians...unless they say Americans are gay...then ill drive up there, knock on their door, pretend my car is broken down and I need to use a phone....then, while they lead me to the phone, i'll take quick note of the amount of people in the house. Then, I will proceed to stab the first person repeatedly in the throat whilst covering their mouth. If there is anyone else present...repeat until there are no more victims...and then leave the scene unscathed. But thats only if they say they think Americans are gay!

P.S. I had a bad day! happy:

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guarnere is Offline 1st Lieutenant Posts: 4,535 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: new york	03-25-2004, 04:46 PM I used to go to Canada with my family and go fishing for a week. Good times...friendly Canadians...yep, yep...sure, it all ended when my parents got a horrific divorce. But, I still like Canadians...unless they say Americans are gay...then ill drive up there, knock on their door, pretend my car is broken down and I need to use a phone....then, while they lead me to the phone, i'll take quick note of the amount of people in the house. Then, I will proceed to stab the first person repeatedly in the throat whilst covering their mouth. If there is anyone else present...repeat until there are no more victims...and then leave the scene unscathed. But thats only if they say they think Americans are gay! P.S. I had a bad day! happy: