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Zoner · 05-06-2004, 07:30 AM

I got a few...heh:

1.
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Family is watching what seems to be Wheel of Fortune. On the board, the puzzle reads:

GO _UCK YOURSEL

It's obvious that Peter knows the answer, and when the solution is revealed:

GO TUCK YOURSELF IN

Peter: "Jeez, that one was as easy as 'MY HAIRY AUNT'!"

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2.
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Peter talking to a mob boss that he owes a favor to:

Peter: Do you want me to whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack-Off a guy, 'cause you know I'm married."

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Zoner is Offline Administrator Posts: 17,739 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Camp Crystal Lake	05-06-2004, 07:30 AM I got a few...heh: 1. -------------------------------- Family is watching what seems to be Wheel of Fortune. On the board, the puzzle reads: GO _UCK YOURSEL It's obvious that Peter knows the answer, and when the solution is revealed: GO TUCK YOURSELF IN Peter: "Jeez, that one was as easy as 'MY HAIRY AUNT'!" -------------------------------- 2. -------------------------------- Peter talking to a mob boss that he owes a favor to: Peter: Do you want me to whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack-Off a guy, 'cause you know I'm married."