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Madmartagen · 07-29-2004, 10:54 PM

Aw man, college is the shit.

I drove my friends home from a party because i dont drink. They were too drunk to notice that I dropped them off at one of their ex girlfriends house and they ended up spending the night on the front lawn, one of them under the car.

My first day in college I fell down the stairs and my backpack tore, spilling my books and paper everywhere.

Two of my friends drove a beat up VW bug and spewed gas and fumes all over college circle drive. The smoke was everywhere and the car broke down in the parking lot. They took the license plate and tags and split.

I fell asleep during my final exam and barely finished it in time. 88% rock:

I saw some crazy guy push a cart full of brand new textbooks into the college duck pond.

During PE someone ran the track in a large diaper and threw candy bars at people stretching.

list goes on and on....

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Madmartagen is Offline Captain Posts: 5,558 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Anaheim, CA	07-29-2004, 10:54 PM Aw man, college is the shit. I drove my friends home from a party because i dont drink. They were too drunk to notice that I dropped them off at one of their ex girlfriends house and they ended up spending the night on the front lawn, one of them under the car. My first day in college I fell down the stairs and my backpack tore, spilling my books and paper everywhere. Two of my friends drove a beat up VW bug and spewed gas and fumes all over college circle drive. The smoke was everywhere and the car broke down in the parking lot. They took the license plate and tags and split. I fell asleep during my final exam and barely finished it in time. 88% rock: I saw some crazy guy push a cart full of brand new textbooks into the college duck pond. During PE someone ran the track in a large diaper and threw candy bars at people stretching. list goes on and on....