
08-07-2004, 06:16 PM
- I smoke.
- I drink.
- I do the occasional narcotic
- I never put the toilet seat down
- I am very cynical
- I never pour anything into a glass when I drink it.
- I like porn
- I own porn
- I watch porn
- I use porn
- I always fart, even when I have people over
- I play my weird late 70's, early 80's cheese way to loud
- I swear excessively
- I never trim my toe nails
- I am very reluctant to do any house cleaning
- I enjoy sex way too much
- I like Styx, Cheap Trick, Chicago, Falco, Foreigner and Pat Benetar
- I am self-centered, all the time.
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