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Miscguy · 09-27-2004, 08:18 PM

You were thinking of a hockey stick.
Is it flexible? You said No, I say Yes.
Can it be painted? You said No, I say Yes.
Does it move? You said Yes, I say No.
Is it considered valuable? You said Yes, I say No.
Is it flat? You said No, I say Yes.
Was it used over 100 years ago? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Is it shiny? You said Yes, I say No.
Can it be heard? You said Yes, I say No.

This thing is stupid. Ok i'll give it that it is semi flexible. You cant paint it, because paint chips off onto the ice. Does it move, YES someones holding and moving it. Valuable, when you spend $400 on a pure carbon fiber stick you had damn well better beleive its valuable. Flat, hell no, its an elongated rectangle containing 3 dimensions, not 2. Shiny, yes typically coated with a laquer, or has bright markings. Can it be heard, yes, slam that bitch against the ice and you'll hear it.

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Miscguy is Offline 2nd Lieutenant Posts: 3,811 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Redmond, Home of Microsoft	09-27-2004, 08:18 PM You were thinking of a hockey stick. Is it flexible? You said No, I say Yes. Can it be painted? You said No, I say Yes. Does it move? You said Yes, I say No. Is it considered valuable? You said Yes, I say No. Is it flat? You said No, I say Yes. Was it used over 100 years ago? You said Unknown, I say Yes. Is it shiny? You said Yes, I say No. Can it be heard? You said Yes, I say No. This thing is stupid. Ok i'll give it that it is semi flexible. You cant paint it, because paint chips off onto the ice. Does it move, YES someones holding and moving it. Valuable, when you spend $400 on a pure carbon fiber stick you had damn well better beleive its valuable. Flat, hell no, its an elongated rectangle containing 3 dimensions, not 2. Shiny, yes typically coated with a laquer, or has bright markings. Can it be heard, yes, slam that bitch against the ice and you'll hear it.