
12-06-2004, 07:43 PM
On a diplomatic mission, Bush goes to Iraq to negotiate with Saddam. While sitting in Saddam's office, Saddam begins to become angry with and presses a button on his chair. A boxing glove then swoops across the room and hits Bush in the face. They resume talking, but then Saddam gets angry again and presses the button again. Another boxing glove then comes out and hits Bush in the face. Bush becomes mad so Saddam presses the button a third time and his guards come in and drag Bush out of the office.
A few weeks later, Saddam comes to America to negotiate with Bush again. While in Bushes office, Saddam makes Bush angry so Bush then presses a button on his chair. Nothing happens. As the negotion tenses up, Bush presses the button 2 more times but both times, nothing happens.
Saddam then stands up and says "Enough of your trickery, I'm going back to Iraq!"
Bush then says, "What Iraq?"
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