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Default And the bad sex award goes too.... - 12-13-2004, 07:38 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/books/1 ... index.html

"Slither slither slither slither went the tongue,"

"But the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns -- oh God, it was not just at the border where the flesh of the breast joins the pectoral sheath of the chest -- no, the hand was cupping her entire right -- Now!"

^what are they talking about, that shit is gold!!!1 im writing this stuff down tonight

gold, jerry, its gold!!
  
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