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Zoner · 01-12-2005, 07:39 AM

Red Dawn owns.

- Vin Diesel in Freddy vs Jason 2. He must get massacred by Jason within the first 30 seconds of the film. Something really humilating and satisfying like getting his head deep fried or an axe to the gooch.

- Richard Gere in Freddy vs Jason 2. See Vin Diesel above. Gere should have a nightmare where Freddy is dressed up as Louis Gossett Junior in "An Officer and a Gentleman". After Freddy runs Richard to exhaustion, he pulls out a service revolver and shoots him in the mouth.

- Busta Rhymes in the next Halloween sequel. Michael Myers realizes that Busta bitched him out in "Halloween: Resurrection" and promptly jams a kitchen knife into the tires of Busta's Escalade. Then, Michael chokes him out with his own dreadlocks.

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Zoner is Offline Administrator Posts: 17,739 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Camp Crystal Lake	01-12-2005, 07:39 AM Red Dawn owns. - Vin Diesel in Freddy vs Jason 2. He must get massacred by Jason within the first 30 seconds of the film. Something really humilating and satisfying like getting his head deep fried or an axe to the gooch. - Richard Gere in Freddy vs Jason 2. See Vin Diesel above. Gere should have a nightmare where Freddy is dressed up as Louis Gossett Junior in "An Officer and a Gentleman". After Freddy runs Richard to exhaustion, he pulls out a service revolver and shoots him in the mouth. - Busta Rhymes in the next Halloween sequel. Michael Myers realizes that Busta bitched him out in "Halloween: Resurrection" and promptly jams a kitchen knife into the tires of Busta's Escalade. Then, Michael chokes him out with his own dreadlocks.