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03-01-2005, 06:49 PM
What's black and loud?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
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Two blokes are standing at a bar.
One says to the other, "Do you know what?
I could have sex with any woman in this pub".
"Oh yeah? How's that then?"
"I'm a rapist".
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pinochio goes to gipetto to ask for a solution to his problems
P - no ladies wanna make love to me anymore , they say the splinters in their
hoops are killing them, im getting a bad name
G - ive got just the solution for this problem son , take this and rub it on your cock
until its smooth and the girls wont have this problem anymore , he says handing
pinochio some sand paper
two weeks later gipetto bumps into pinochio in the boozer
G - hows that workin out for you with the girls pinochio
P - girls, who needs girls
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Two fellas are walking down the street. They see a dog on a lawn licking his bollocks with pride.
1) "Fuck me, man. That looks cool. I wish I could do that!"
2) "I think you better pet him first."
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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