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03-02-2005, 03:26 PM
[uk related joke..]
Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...
Shop Keeper: Sorry, can't it's off the shelves, some additives have made it a cancer scare.
C: oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?
S: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare
C: Hamburger Relish?
S: Cancer scare
C: Sausage and Mash?
S: Cancer scare
C: Cottage Pie?
S: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.
C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
S: Yup.
C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.
S: No bother. €6.50, please.
C: Thanks.
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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