|
03-02-2005, 03:27 PM
[quote="mr.miyagi":a5f26][uk related joke..]
Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...
Shop Keeper: Sorry, can't it's off the shelves, some additives have made it a cancer scare.
C: oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?
S: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare
C: Hamburger Relish?
S: Cancer scare
C: Sausage and Mash?
S: Cancer scare
C: Cottage Pie?
S: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.
C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
S: Yup.
C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.
S: No bother. €6.50, please.
C: Thanks.[/quote:a5f26]
biggrin:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
|
|