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philadelphia killing mach · 03-09-2005, 08:02 AM

1080, a little morality play on this subject; if you will..........

Mike Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
1080: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
Mike Damone: That's the idea, 1080. That's the attitude.
1080: The attitude?
Mike Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude. Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, 1080, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right? First of all 1080, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, 1080. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Cut to station wagon playing side two of Physical Graffitti.

[img]http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/fasttimeswiseguy1.jpg[/img]

1080, the only real rule you need is simple.......don't think. if you try and think of what you're going to do/say, it's like premeditated murder.......something gets fucked up and butchered. do everything on the fly. if you say something wrong or something that offends her, just play it off like she didn't understand it. do NOT say "no , what i ment was..." or " i didn't mean it that way..." put her in the corner with the cover up of " no YOU didn't understand what i ment...."

also, do the coffee deal as apposed to the drinks. drinks are associated with trying to get laid. coffee is associated with talking and finding out about each other. sure you want her to ride your hobbyhorse but you don't want her thinking that up front. use your obvious nice guy attitude but don't be a pussy.

also, learn to eat pussy. you do that and do it right she'll do anything. cowboy up to the pillow buffet.

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philadelphia killing mach is Offline Senior Member Posts: 1,366 Join Date: May 2004 Location: I hate HippiesLand	03-09-2005, 08:02 AM 1080, a little morality play on this subject; if you will.......... Mike Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens. 1080: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen. Mike Damone: That's the idea, 1080. That's the attitude. 1080: The attitude? Mike Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude. Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, 1080, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right? First of all 1080, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, 1080. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. Cut to station wagon playing side two of Physical Graffitti. [img]http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/fasttimeswiseguy1.jpg[/img] 1080, the only real rule you need is simple.......don't think. if you try and think of what you're going to do/say, it's like premeditated murder.......something gets fucked up and butchered. do everything on the fly. if you say something wrong or something that offends her, just play it off like she didn't understand it. do NOT say "no , what i ment was..." or " i didn't mean it that way..." put her in the corner with the cover up of " no YOU didn't understand what i ment...." also, do the coffee deal as apposed to the drinks. drinks are associated with trying to get laid. coffee is associated with talking and finding out about each other. sure you want her to ride your hobbyhorse but you don't want her thinking that up front. use your obvious nice guy attitude but don't be a pussy. also, learn to eat pussy. you do that and do it right she'll do anything. cowboy up to the pillow buffet.