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Default Re: Anyway - 04-12-2005, 04:14 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":de663]People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
TREAT THEM LIKE THE RETARDS THEY ARE

If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
CONFIRM THEIR DOUBT BY ROBBING THEM BLIND

If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies.
BUY YOURSELF SOME HAPPINESS

The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
THE BAD YOU DO TODAY WILL BE REMEMBERED FOREVER

Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
CHEAT, STEAL, ROB AND LIE LIKE YOU SHOULD

The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
BUY A BIGGER GUN

People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
GOOD. GO AFTER THE PUSSY

What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
ONE WORD: MINES

People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
REFER TO #5

Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
GIVE THEM YOUR BEST KICK IN THE TEETH[/quote:de663]

Fixed. Modify the funnies if you need to.
  
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