[Whatada]

My jack russel dog just got attacked by a deer. She's got a chunk of skin missing and she's limping pretty bad.

I'm sitting inside and I hear

"YELP! YELP!" and she started whining. So I was like wtf, did she get hit by a car or something? I walk out and this fucking deer like 5 times as big as her bit her in the ass, and took off. Some kind of animal hit and run shit.
cuss:

I should go hunting more often.