[Mr.Buttocks]

*BRRRING* *BRIIIIIIIIING* *BRRRING* *BRIIIIIIIIING*


Him: "Hello"

Me: "Hello, is that Short Hand?"

Him: "Yeah it's me"

Me: "Could you do me a favour?"

Him: "Yeah sure"

Me: "Could you buy some rubbers on your way home, we're all out"

Him: "Ok no problem, see you later. Love you!"

Me: "..........."

Him: "LOVE YOU!..............."

[End of call]