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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
my sister walked in on me whackin off to a sweet pr0n video i had just downloaded. thought i had locked the door.
brother walked in on me and my ex, but we were under the covers. again, thought the door was locked.
when i was a kid, we went on vacation to mexico and i was walking across a wooden plank on the road when it broke and i fell into a sewage ditch.
when i was in the navy, we had to fish out a couple of dead bodies from the sea. they had been floating and were all bloated and had been pecked and chewed on by seagulls and marine life.
saw two elderly turkish men fuckin eachother earnestly on their yacht near the greek islands.
a girl tried to put her finger in my ass one time.
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You win, just from sheer quantity.
I'm not sure about the last one though. Nothing wrong with that.