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Poseidon · **The Cork -** 09-12-2005, 10:27 AM

The Cork

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after
their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge
cork stuck in his butt.

If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks
very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently
stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped
over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge oldman
in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No shit?"

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Poseidon is Offline 2nd Lieutenant Posts: 3,358 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Good ol' England!	The Cork - 09-12-2005, 10:27 AM The Cork Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt." "I do not understand," said the other. The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge oldman in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." I said, "No shit?"