Once when the army tried to recruit me during my senior year of high school, I told them they wouldn't allow me in the military. They asked why and I simply said "I'm a fudgepacker for Harry London's chocolate", which is a local, but very well known chocolate company. The guy didn't get it I guess, so I just walked away from him. I never really worked for Harry Londons, I just thought it would be funny to tell him I was a fudgepacker.
