[Albow0001]

Alright i'll tell...my friends steve and andy were sitting in toronto when their friend ian sat on a handrail.

Well, when he sat on the hand rail the heard "Phwooooooooshhhhhh"

Then later on they realized that when he sat on the rail, his testicles popped, and his balls blew up in his pants...his testes were hanging down from veins in his pants and he passed out in public...it was great

hell, if u lean too far forward on ur chair right now u could bust ur nut open