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Originally Posted by Nyck
cum in his butt
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that's probably the only feasible option
EDIT: you could purchase a large can of Pal and smear his entire body with it, then herd all
the neighbourhood dogs into your room where they will proceed to lick him until he's spotless*.
*mind you, there is a chance this method could go horribly wrong
...but, nothing ventured nothing gained, eh?