[quote:6a025]The same everytime.
use nice big caps-lock title in topic heading
explain at how superior you think you are
and how we all supposedly never go outside

you're the lamest of the lame, the queerest of the queer.
if you were to ever insult me in person id fuck you over so badly, smash your face to pieces and leave you somewhere to rot in the sun[/quote:6a025]

Well of course you would. You're a texan. Dont mess with texas. All that other good old fashioned "tossing of the feces around the room". Well sir. Here's the deal -

7819 Summerdale Drive Apt #213, Sacramento - CA 95823. Mr. Anderson to you. Come on by since you're the toughest of the tough, the best of the best. I will insult you and your knee-jerk flunkies if you choose to bring them with you and I will escort your presumptious ass off the premises. There will be no "fuck you overs" or whatever else passes as Texan-bravado. You're the worst of the worst - an internet poser with too much manufactured machismo, and not enough reality checks.

Roll and deal with it.

[edited]

AHHHHH - my bad. "maybe' - meaning you've got to get your sister drunk enough to take you back.

Ahh Texan love. Is there anything sweeter?