[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

OK, so I go out tonight & the blonde bish is there, I try & play things smooth but every guy with a dick is trying to pull her so I get my best buddie to go spy on her & see what she's doing.

What's a man meant to do in that situation? You stand by the bar trying to act cool but you aren't pulling a million chix like she's pulling a million guys. But if you go over to her you may have the problem of looking desperate/bothered. At the end of the day the guys got it tough... What's more of a problem is my so called friends.

I hooked up with my best buddy from school a few years ago & we've been clubbing ever since. Before that I was just a noob playing computer games 24/7. Every other kid in town is either a Chav or an emo kid loser so I don't have much to choose from. Unfortunately my best mate is friends with a complete dick from school & tonight was a classic example.

I'm talking to the blonde haired chick & this guy comes out of no-where & starts talking shyt, sabotage tactics, what's a man meant to do? I can't start on him kus he's twice my size so I just stand there looking like a dick. I want to lose him but my best friend is friends with him so it's not exactly easy to lose everyone & start from the beginning.

I've gone out many times by myself & it's kinda scary, you just stand at the bar by yourself looking like a dick. But what the hell am I meant to do if my mates are cock blocking? They aren't exactly mates that's for sure... My other mate came up to another chick I was talking to & started giving her a load of bs trying to flirt with her. WTF! is a man meant to do? Do I ditch these guys & try & go out by myself or what? oOo: I wouldn't do that to them I mean wtf! cuss: cuss: cuss: I need to get out of this place