
09-04-2002, 02:00 PM
Bleu, I was JUST about to say the exact same thing.
You guys don't know the meaning of the word "degrading" until you've been a 1st year student living in a university residence.
What to expect in university froshing, ladies:
- Living with your head in the toilet bowl
- Being duct taped to a tree, naked, in a VERY public place.
- Having a rope tied to one end of your dingus, the other end to a brick, then having the brick thrown out a 4-storey window.
- Can anyone say "Flaming Sambuca Chugging Contest"?
- Constantly getting seniors their lunches in the dining hall.
- Nights in the city lockup and you not remembering a damn thing.
- Knowing your name is "Maggot" and ONLY "Maggot".
This is the tame stuff, mind you. Enjoy picking on the Grade 9s while you can because you'll be back at the bottom rung of the ladder soon enough. Funny how you think you're such hot shit in high school. Oh, you have so much to learn.
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