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Korvac · 09-05-2002, 01:16 PM

SO WHERE IS THIS MR. SPECIAL ED? WHY HAS HE NOT COME TO THIS POST TO DEFEND HIMSELF? I WILL TELL YOU! THIS MR. SPECIAL ED IS NOTHING BUT THE CRAVEN MORGREL OFFSPRING OF PESTILENT VERMIN AND A MENTALLY RETARDED PROSTITUTE. MR. SPECIAL ED IS INDEED A “HOMO”, A HOMO-SAPIEN. WHAT IS A MERE MORTAL TO A DIVINE ENTITY LIKE KORVAC? MR. SPECIAL ED COWERS BEFORE THE AWE INSPIRING POWERS OF KORVAC, ALL-FATHER OF THE UNIVERSE. HE TREMBLES AND FOULS HIMSELF AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF KORVACS ARMY OF DESKS. HE COWERS AT A MASSIVE ARMY THAT GROWS EVERY DAY, MAHOGANY EXECUTIVE DESKS, UNASSEMBLED SWEDISH DESKS, ONE-PIECE SCHOOL DESKS STUDDED WITH PETRIFIED DISCARDED CHEWING GUM, AN INSURMOUNTABLE ARMY. WE SHALL HUNT THIS SPECIAL ED DOWN, AND WHEN WE FIND HIM WE FLAY THE FLESH FROM HIM, AND FEED HIS BONES TO MY 3-HEADED CERBERUS CUR TO SUCK THE MARROW FROM.

RUN AND HIDE MR. SPECIAL ED, BUT SOON YOU WILL FEEL WRATH OF KORVAC THE SPLENDID, ALL-FATHER OF THE UNIVERSE, GOD OF THUNDER AND DESKS, PRAISED RULER OF THE CHERUBIM AND SERAFIM ABOVE AND THE DEMONS AND HELL-SPAWNED BELOW.

KORVAC IS YOUR GOD!

P.S. KORVAC IS A FAIR AND JUST GOD AND IN NO WAY DISCRIMINATES AGAINST HOMO-SEXUALS OR ANY OTHER MINORITY GROUP (EXCEPT FOR THE FRENCH).

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Korvac is Offline Senior Member Posts: 183 Join Date: Jul 2002	09-05-2002, 01:16 PM SO WHERE IS THIS MR. SPECIAL ED? WHY HAS HE NOT COME TO THIS POST TO DEFEND HIMSELF? I WILL TELL YOU! THIS MR. SPECIAL ED IS NOTHING BUT THE CRAVEN MORGREL OFFSPRING OF PESTILENT VERMIN AND A MENTALLY RETARDED PROSTITUTE. MR. SPECIAL ED IS INDEED A “HOMO”, A HOMO-SAPIEN. WHAT IS A MERE MORTAL TO A DIVINE ENTITY LIKE KORVAC? MR. SPECIAL ED COWERS BEFORE THE AWE INSPIRING POWERS OF KORVAC, ALL-FATHER OF THE UNIVERSE. HE TREMBLES AND FOULS HIMSELF AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF KORVACS ARMY OF DESKS. HE COWERS AT A MASSIVE ARMY THAT GROWS EVERY DAY, MAHOGANY EXECUTIVE DESKS, UNASSEMBLED SWEDISH DESKS, ONE-PIECE SCHOOL DESKS STUDDED WITH PETRIFIED DISCARDED CHEWING GUM, AN INSURMOUNTABLE ARMY. WE SHALL HUNT THIS SPECIAL ED DOWN, AND WHEN WE FIND HIM WE FLAY THE FLESH FROM HIM, AND FEED HIS BONES TO MY 3-HEADED CERBERUS CUR TO SUCK THE MARROW FROM. RUN AND HIDE MR. SPECIAL ED, BUT SOON YOU WILL FEEL WRATH OF KORVAC THE SPLENDID, ALL-FATHER OF THE UNIVERSE, GOD OF THUNDER AND DESKS, PRAISED RULER OF THE CHERUBIM AND SERAFIM ABOVE AND THE DEMONS AND HELL-SPAWNED BELOW. KORVAC IS YOUR GOD! P.S. KORVAC IS A FAIR AND JUST GOD AND IN NO WAY DISCRIMINATES AGAINST HOMO-SEXUALS OR ANY OTHER MINORITY GROUP (EXCEPT FOR THE FRENCH).