
06-21-2006, 04:24 PM
M79: At age 80, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
Michael: At age 99, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
Mikey: At age 56, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.
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