[Arkan]

I call bullshit on all of it. No matter how fucked up one is, they fuckin' know what they're doing while they're doing it.

I remember getting pissed drunk and saying to myself "Self, i know i shouldn't bang this "porker" chick but i'm awfully horny at the present time......i'll deal with it in the morning".

Sucking a cock was never an option.