
09-09-2002, 12:08 PM
I'd cut off every piece of his body off 1 by 1, one day at a time, starting with his dick. Until he looks like the Vincent van Gogh version of the Black Knight in Monty Python. Then, I would cut his eyelids off and have Oprah Winfrey have lesbian sex with Rosie O' Donell in front of him. Then, I'd take Pfc. Green's idea of flying remote control airplanes into his head, except not until he dies. Last thing I would do is eatthis:
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