
10-27-2006, 03:17 PM
There's a difference between saying you have friends and actually having them. What you've probably got is a pussy posse that sucks your dick on command because they're too scared you might pull out the dictionary again to find something new to combine with 'cunt' 'dick' 'retard' or anything else in a 3rd grade vocab.
Lmfao, I laughed at this one though
Bono is at a U2 concert when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, f***ing stop it then!"
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