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Kraut Killer · 10-05-2002, 01:00 PM

*Aside to all those who wished Zoner a good trip... so Zoner isn't allowed to read this. SO TURN YOUR FUCKING HEAD!* What the fuck is wrong with you people? If we wish him a safe trip... we'll jinx him and he'll die. We have to say something that won't get him killed by the gods of irony, and also won't scare hime on the idea of flying. Luckily... I know just what to say. Okay Zoner, you may turn your head back and read now... I SAID READ NOW, FUCKER! I hope your plane's 2nd left engine explodes at 5000 feet, with no way for you to escape and you live for the entire ride down while you burn alive, only to be impaled by part of the steel frame upon impact and then die. Okay Zoner... turn your head now. WHAT FUCKING PART OF "TURN YOUR HEAD" DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU STUPID JACKASS? Now... he'll be safe. I have effectively unjinxed our buddy Zoner, and in such a way that he won't have anything looming in the back of his head on the flight.

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Kraut Killer is Offline Senior Member Posts: 1,602 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Gaithersburg, Maryland, USA	10-05-2002, 01:00 PM Aside to all those who wished Zoner a good trip... so Zoner isn't allowed to read this. SO TURN YOUR FUCKING HEAD! What the fuck is wrong with you people? If we wish him a safe trip... we'll jinx him and he'll die. We have to say something that won't get him killed by the gods of irony, and also won't scare hime on the idea of flying. Luckily... I know just what to say. Okay Zoner, you may turn your head back and read now... I SAID READ NOW, FUCKER! I hope your plane's 2nd left engine explodes at 5000 feet, with no way for you to escape and you live for the entire ride down while you burn alive, only to be impaled by part of the steel frame upon impact and then die. Okay Zoner... turn your head now. WHAT FUCKING PART OF "TURN YOUR HEAD" DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU STUPID JACKASS?** Now... he'll be safe. I have effectively unjinxed our buddy Zoner, and in such a way that he won't have anything looming in the back of his head on the flight.