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Default Walmart Baby - 06-15-2006, 03:05 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/15/walma ... index.html

"MACON, Georgia (AP) -- A 27-year-old woman was convicted of murder and sentenced to life in prison for leaving her newborn daughter in a Wal-Mart restroom last year."

Defense attorney Elizabeth Lane had argued that Shorter did not intend to kill her child.

Lane said Shorter didn't know she was pregnant and panicked after giving birth in the Macon store restroom on August 14, 2005. She left the baby there on impulse, Lane said.

oOo: I'm sorry how do you NOT know you're pregnant

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you are so upset
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 03:21 PM
maybe she was so fat, that she didn't notice it.
  
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Default Re: Walmart Baby - 06-15-2006, 04:33 PM
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oOo: I'm sorry how do you NOT know you're pregnant
maybe she was like carrie, overprotected her whole life, didnt know what menstruation was or nuthin stupid:
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 04:48 PM
[quote="mR.cLeAn":25f9d]maybe she was so fat, that she didn't notice it.[/quote:25f9d]

A friend of mine had a girlfriend that was stick thin but tall (for a girl), aobut 5,9 or so. She was pregnant and you woulda never guessed, never showed at all even up till the point she had the baby, she knew she was pregnant of course but there was no sign visually that she was.



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 04:49 PM
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maybe she was so fat, that she didn't notice it.
A friend of mine had a girlfriend that was stick thin but tall (for a girl), aobut 5,9 or so. She was pregnant and you woulda never guessed, never showed at all even up till the point she had the baby, she knew she was pregnant of course but there was no sign visually that she was.[/quote:45a3d]

*baby kicks*..Oh musthave some bad gass...*pops rolaids*

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Default 06-15-2006, 04:55 PM
If the baby had klicked it probably woulda went straight through her, biggrin:



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Default 06-15-2006, 05:48 PM
hang da bitch plzdie: , done, next case.
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 08:46 PM
i was in that same walmart, but before anything happened dance:
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 08:52 PM
Judas was aborted in a walmart in nashville. unfortunantly against all odds and with the love a toothless hick he pulled through.

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Default 06-15-2006, 10:25 PM
life in prison? thats fuckin dumb considering other scum get 10 - 15 years for shit worse than that.
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 10:39 PM
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life in prison? thats fuckin dumb considering other scum get 10 - 15 years for shit worse than that.
I have to agree there.
Though, don't they normally get 20 years to life? And sometimes even less for "good behavior". oOo:

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Default 06-15-2006, 10:50 PM
thats progressive Georgia for ya oOo:
  
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Default 06-16-2006, 01:27 AM
she needs counseling

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