[SS-NaPPo]

The European Union Commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short)..

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".. Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....



lol biggrin:

that's how most of us talk in mohaa anyway biggrin:

too many nights of "ZE ENEMY IS VEAKHENED!" "DEFEND ZE BASSROOM" and "ZE BOMBA IZZ IN POSI-SHON!" angel:

i hope to god this is a fuckin joke.

[SS-NaPPo]

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":76952]i hope to god this is a fuckin joke.[/quote:76952]

Looool, did you think that was true ? biggrin: biggrin:

i had read the first sentance and totally though it was true and then i read the whole thing.. it still seemed somewhat possible... oOo:

[Bazooka_Joe]

EuroEnglish! hah, that's cool as hell.

[SS-NaPPo]

*bump* oOo:

[Cool Fool]

zat iz zo kool where did you get zis?

[SS-NaPPo]

[quote="Cool Fool":fb16d]zat iz zo kool where did you get zis?[/quote:fb16d]

i vound ze joke from joke vorum

[Pfc.Green]

This is a joke right?....although this is the EU were talking about...which is a farce on its own.

Of course it's a joke, the English would never let some Euro-punks murder the King's English. They would nuke half of Europe first.