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Default job interview skills - 04-10-2005, 03:13 PM

* Applicant refused to get out of his chair until interviewer agreed to hire him. Interviewer had to call the police to have him removed.

* Applicant bounced up and down on the office carpet and told interviewer she must be highly thought of by the company to get such a thick carpet.

* Applicant threw up on the interviewer's desk and immediately started asking questions about the job, like nothing had happened.


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Default 04-10-2005, 03:32 PM

Pointing to a black case he'd carried into the interviewer's office, applicant stated if he were not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, the interviewer began to state why applicant would never be hired and that he was going to call the police. The applicant then reached down to the case, flipped a switch, and ran. No one was injured, but the interviewer did have to get a new desk.




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Default 04-11-2005, 02:39 AM

[*]Applicant arrived wearing only one shoe, and explained the other was stolen off her foot on the bus.
[*]Applicant asked who the "lovely babe" in the picture was. When the interviewer said it was his wife, applicant asked if she was home now and wanted the interviewer's phone number. The interviewer called security.

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Default 04-11-2005, 06:59 AM

lol.. take a bomb to an interview yeah that will get you the job
  
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Default 04-11-2005, 08:25 AM

- Applicant fucked a dude.
  
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