My review of The Fog

Forte · **My review of The Fog -** 10-15-2005, 09:07 PM

******Spoilers for those who give a shit.*********

I went in expecting this movie to suck ass. Coming out, my views didnt change.

The whole movie is based off a ship that came to an island in 1868, wanting land. Well they all had leprocede, so they werent liked. So 4 men destroyed the ship that all the settlers were on. Set it on fire and stole everthing off of it. Then jump 100 years into the future and the island is thriving with people. We are introduced to a charter fishing boat, just so happens a few of the main characters are on the boat. yada yada, shit happens, Random sex scene. Fog starts rolling into the town, people die. Next day a bunch of crap is found on the beaches of the island, who cares doesnt effect the plot. That night, all the people in the family line of the 4 people who burned the ship get royaly fucked up the ass by ghosts. Then some dudes girlfriend turns into a ghost and goes off to ghost world to get screwed by some guy with lepracede.

*Short review*

The movie was terrible beyond all belief. Wouldnt have seen it if I didnt have to pay for it. Save your money and buy a gallon of gas.

Akuma · 10-15-2005, 09:10 PM

Stop making remakes of good horror movies.

Stammer · 10-15-2005, 09:12 PM

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eeves · 10-15-2005, 09:18 PM

at least you didnt pay for it...

Nyck · 10-15-2005, 09:19 PM

Film makers are in talks of remaking childs play starring michael jackson fondling baby dicks.

jujumantb · 10-15-2005, 09:24 PM

leprocede? wtf... you mean leprosy? wow..

Akuma · 10-15-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jujumantb

leprocede? wtf... you mean leprosy? wow..

lmao

Eight Ace · **Re: My review of The Fog -** 10-15-2005, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Forte

That night, all the people in the family line of the 4 people who burned the ship get royaly fucked up the ass by ghosts.

geez, were they invisible ghosts?...did it look like some kind of hands-free goatse?

Forte · **Re: My review of The Fog -** 10-15-2005, 10:43 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":3fdd6]

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Originally Posted by Forte

That night, all the people in the family line of the 4 people who burned the ship get royaly fucked up the ass by ghosts.

geez, were they invisible ghosts?...did it look like some kind of hands-free goatse?[/quote:3fdd6]

nahh just opaque zombies.

Forte · 10-15-2005, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jujumantb

leprocede? wtf... you mean leprosy? wow..

dont laugh at my dyslexia cry:

Tripper · 10-15-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck

Film makers are in talks of remaking childs play starring michael jackson fondling baby dicks.

Sounds like my thing

elitecloud · 10-15-2005, 11:43 PM

went and saw waiting, it was so fucking funny because iam a server and i was crying during the movie, i was like renaming the actors in the movie to people i know at my job that are like that LOL great

anti · 10-16-2005, 12:16 AM

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Coleman · 10-16-2005, 12:21 AM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cry: cry: cry:

Gonzo · 10-16-2005, 07:40 AM

The orgianl is perfect the way it is why must they remake good movies. hollywood is just running out of ideas. the next wave of shitty movies we can look forward to are the video game movies.