BF2 Pet Peeves

geRV · **BF2 Pet Peeves -** 02-27-2006, 05:10 PM

1. Server browser is the biggest piece of shit this side of ea's laughable addons for allied assault.

2. Helos have about the same turning rate as your average 800lb sumo in a regular shitter cubicle regardless of mouse sensitivity.

3. No matter what weapon he has you can be assured the cocksucker you're shooting at is gonna drop prone "just cause".

4. Vehicles still take damage for bouncing over 2 centimetre bumps in the road.

5. Missiles were useless, now theyre the equivilant of a fucking aimbot and will hit almost all the time and nomatter what acrobatics you're currently doing.

6. Miniguns on blackhawks that have all the impact force of a nerf gun.

7. Blackhawks in general are now flying coffins now due to the super aa missiles and the fact their miniguns are bollocks (see above). They also seem weaker and don't take as much of a beating as they did.

8. Even though the blackhawk minuiguns have been nerfed the miniguns on the 2 attack helo's seem to remain unchanged.

9. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP almost constantly while in a plane in a helo or a tank or apc.

10. The fact we have to pay for new weapons and a couple of maps even though they originally gave these away in bf1942 for nothing as part of game updates.

11. What fucking genius made it possible for your name to be visible through smoke, even if you;re in a smoke screen you can still get your balls blown off.

12. Paying for an expansion that had content that originally was supposed to be in regular battlefield 2. In other words even though this game was delayed it was still pushed out the door early. oOo:

Add your own. plzdie:

Poseidon · 02-27-2006, 05:34 PM

Pretty much summed up the reasons why I stopped playing. And the fact you shoot someone, no matter how many times, and they turn round and fucking headshot you with 1 round.

Bucknub · 02-27-2006, 05:46 PM

Gerv, suck my google

geRV · 02-27-2006, 05:46 PM

Just played on that lacatina server or homos annonymous or wtf ever its called, laying prone, judas hops around the corner and with 1 shot from an ak101 he kills me in mid air. oOo: Full health as well.
And yup, every cockmuncher diving prone whenever possible, love to see what they'd do if they had no prone..prolly bitch about not being able to be as gay as they'd like. sleeping:

geRV · 02-27-2006, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub

Gerv, suck my google

Get your asian commie mail order bride to do that for you plzdie:

geRV · 02-27-2006, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poseidon

Pretty much summed up the reasons why I stopped playing. And the fact you shoot someone, no matter how many times, and they turn round and fucking headshot you with 1 round.

I think this stems from the fact that this game is primarily a vehicle vs vehicle game, the infantry combat is a fucking joke for the most part.

mr.miyagi · 03-01-2006, 05:35 PM

Mmmm gotta love bein 3rd on le server as squad leader when I said "cmon guys, we're suckin, we're nearly there..."

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c312 · 03-01-2006, 05:54 PM

yeah, when did fascists start running all the game servers? everytime i play, if I type a curse word or something I get warned or kicked...

Jin-Roh · 03-01-2006, 08:57 PM

come to CoD2 - especially if the patch fixes much. dance:

c312 · 03-01-2006, 09:40 PM

i'm not spending money on that, from what i hear it's basically the same as CoD

03-01-2006, 09:47 PM

it is, but it is a lot better than BF2.

c312 · 03-01-2006, 09:54 PM

I like BF2 a lot. I don't have problems with the stuff gerv gets upset about, i think it's a great game.