[Coleman]

I've been hacked by the Chinese.

I went to the gym the other night and went to the basketball courts. We played a bunch of Chinese Commie math TA's. These dudes fucking flew around like they were the energizer bunnies. The one guy was like 4'8'' and was like damn michael jordan...no one could block the little bugger. They were playing like the fucking Dream Team with all of these behind the back passes and shit. They played 5 15 point games in a row and showed no sign of fatigue. Fuckers.

Half way during it, they started to yell at us in Manderin or some Chinese language. We had no idea wtf was going on so we just took the ball and ran. lol