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Default Convenience stores are dangerous - 04-21-2006, 06:27 AM

http://www.wtflmao.com/media760.htm

wtf! check the door jam


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wtf is that lady freaking out about shes fine
  
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Default 04-23-2006, 09:02 AM

It could be her husband that was crushed. Maybe it was her car, that she left running in the parking lot running because she was just going in for a Klondike Bar. Damn Jimmy how the hell are we suposed to know shit like that.

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Default 04-23-2006, 02:00 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":73033]wtf is that lady freaking out about shes fine[/quote:73033] rolleyes: i think people of your country should be worried you're joining the army


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Default 04-23-2006, 02:15 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":b8986][quote="Jimmy Paterson":b8986]wtf is that lady freaking out about shes fine[/quote:b8986] rolleyes: i think people of your country should be worried you're joining the army[/quote:b8986]
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[quote="mr.miyagi":c79e5][quote="Jimmy Paterson":c79e5]wtf is that lady freaking out about shes fine[/quote:c79e5] rolleyes: i think people of your country should be worried you're joining the army[/quote:c79e5]
i give jimmy 5 weeks before he goes AWAL.
  
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Default 04-23-2006, 05:30 PM

AWOL

Absent without leave




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Default 04-23-2006, 05:32 PM

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AWOL

Absent without leave




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AWAL

Absent Without Authorized Leave




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Default 04-23-2006, 05:37 PM

Haven't heard of that one, in my Marine COrps hand book its just Absent without leave.

But i guess that makes more sense.


  
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Default 04-23-2006, 08:01 PM

If it makes more sense, then the Marine Corp won't do it. And it is AWOL.


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Default 04-23-2006, 08:34 PM

[quote=Machette][quote="mr.miyagi":4068b]
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wtf is that lady freaking out about shes fine
rolleyes: i think people of your country should be worried you're joining the army[/quote:4068b]
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im not joining the army....im joining the marine corps
  
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