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Default ta da! - 04-22-2006, 10:10 PM
I'm off to pompy [portsmouth] to do a Basic Sea Survival Course with the Royal Navy, might even stop by & give elstatic a slap at Tiger Tiger if I got any £ left...

Anyhoo this is the kinda stuff I'm gonna be doing! cool:


[img]http://www.forces.gc.ca/site/community/mapleleaf/html_files/images/Vol4_08____navy12-1302-03.jpg[/img]
fightin ships fires biznatch!

[img]http://www.ncsc.navy.mil/Capabilities_and_Facilities/Capabilities/Diver_and_Life_Support_Systems_Photo02.gif[/img]
all women want to shag firemen

[img]http://www.defence.gov.au/news/navynews/editions/4609/IMAGES/10-dc2_th.jpg[/img] this is the flooding bit it's really cool

[img]http://www.defence.gov.au/news/navynews/editions/4609/IMAGES/10-dc.jpg[/img] they tip the whole structure from side to side & all the water & stuff floating about/people rush past you every time it tips.

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/1425-14-12-2005fire.jpg[/img] spare fag lighter matey

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/1419-14-12-2005damage1.jpg[/img]
we gotta stop the leaks by hammering wooden wedges into the holes, real high tech stuff...

should be fun, hopefully I'll bump into that really hot navy diving chick rock:
  
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Default 04-22-2006, 10:16 PM
So you'll be working with water, fire, EARTH, WIND......GOOO PLANET
  
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Default 04-22-2006, 10:31 PM
fuck um up.
  
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Default 04-23-2006, 12:42 AM
Be safe dahling
  
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Default 04-23-2006, 01:49 AM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":1536a]So you'll be working with water, fire, EARTH, WIND......GOOO PLANET[/quote:1536a]
funniest thing you've ever said
  
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Default 04-23-2006, 07:08 AM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":6142e]So you'll be working with water, fire, EARTH, WIND......GOOO PLANET[/quote:6142e]

you left out heart, he will have to use his heart
  
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Default 04-23-2006, 07:28 AM
Why hasn't anyone made a joke involving the word "seaman" yet?
  
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Default 04-23-2006, 07:39 AM
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":bd384][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":bd384]So you'll be working with water, fire, EARTH, WIND......GOOO PLANET[/quote:bd384]

you left out heart, he will have to use his heart[/quote:bd384]

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should be fun, hopefully I'll bump into that really hot navy diving chick rock:[/quote:bd384]
<3 found oOo:
  
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Default 04-23-2006, 10:36 AM
This shit is more like it !
[img]http://www.kalamazoocity.org/images/swat.jpg[/img]

Have fun training.

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Default 04-24-2006, 12:48 PM
Thats awesome.. have fun man..
  
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Default 04-24-2006, 01:17 PM
give em hell Horatio

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