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Default 2 men found dead on Java's Mount Merapi volcano - 07-13-2006, 10:51 PM

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Default 07-14-2006, 12:28 AM

change the title to "2 men who should be found dead on Java's Mount Merapi volcano" then die.
  
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Default 07-14-2006, 06:18 AM

you fucking suck. you couldnt even post the whole skit.

fuck man. what if your bf only slide 14 of his dick in you. I bet you'd be pretty pissed at his half assed attempt at pleasing you.


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Default 07-14-2006, 07:38 AM

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you suck his dick pleasing you.
  
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Default 07-14-2006, 08:04 AM

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you suck his dick pleasing you.
i laughed


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Default 07-14-2006, 09:11 AM

well, that ended rather abrubtly and with little satisfaction.
  
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Default 07-14-2006, 03:46 PM

http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/pixie_sketch.wmv

from "pre-air" shows i found in the ngs. this one is from the one airing sunday.



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Default 07-14-2006, 04:20 PM

fat kids are harder to kidnap, isnt that right judas.


  
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Default 07-14-2006, 05:04 PM

not really, they are all equally easy. however from time to time i find that i sometimes have to crack them over the head with a tire iron before i force them into the back seat of my car. i once had to lure a six year old girl from a play ground and stab her in the throat with a pair of scissors before i was able to have my way with her. that was probably the hardest. i have found that i like little boys far better than little girls tho and they seem to be the easiest.
  
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Default 07-14-2006, 05:25 PM

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Default 07-14-2006, 05:30 PM

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not really, they are all equally easy. however from time to time i find that i sometimes have to crack them over the head with a tire iron before i force them into the back seat of my car. i once had to lure a six year old girl from a play ground and stab her in the throat with a pair of scissors before i was able to have my way with her. that was probably the hardest. i have found that i like little boys far better than little girls tho and they seem to be the easiest.
that was gai, but your sig is lawls
  
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Default 07-14-2006, 05:44 PM

I fuck puppies BUT NO KITTENS U FUCKEN SICKOS
  
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Default 07-14-2006, 07:35 PM

Judas in japan
http://www.jacked.net/index2.php?&file= ... =0&show=10


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Default 07-14-2006, 09:07 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":39a8c][img]http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6497/br55887jy.jpg[/img]
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on behalf of Americans everywhere I apologize..... rock: oOo:
  
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Default 07-14-2006, 09:53 PM

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'...he thought is was just dinner with no strings attached, so when Vladimir
demanded he "get over here and suck my dick!", George was somewhat taken aback.'



that Putin, he'll fuck anything that moves... rock:

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