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Colonel
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07-23-2006, 06:59 PM
Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt. If you already happen to know the awful secret behind the universe, feel free to skip ahead.
Let's say you have an ax. The kind that you could use, in a pinch, to hack a man's head off. And let's say that very situation comes up and for some very solid reasons you behead a man. On the follow-through, though, the handle of the ax snaps in half in a spray of splinters. So the next day you take it to the ax store down the block and get a new handle, fabricating a story for the guy behind the counter and explaining away the reddish dark stains as barbecue sauce.
Now, that next spring you find in your garage a creature that looks like a cross-bred badger and anaconda. A badgerconda. And so you grab your trusty ax and chop off one of the beast's heads, but in the process the blade of the ax strikes the concrete floor and shatters.
This means another trip to McMillan & Sons Ax Mart. As soon as you get home with your newly-headed ax, though, you meet the reanimated body of the guy you beheaded last year. He's also got a new head attached and it's wearing that unique expression of "you're the man who killed me last Spring" resentment that one so rarely encounters in everyday life.
You brandish your ax. He takes a long look at the weapon with his squishy, rotting eyes and in a gargly voice he screams, "that's the same ax that slayed me!"
Is he right?
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Major
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07-23-2006, 07:00 PM
stfu
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Senior Member
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07-23-2006, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by strvs
stfu
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Senior Member
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07-23-2006, 07:14 PM
[quote="Jin-Roh":54f2c]
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Originally Posted by strvs
stfu
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Brigadier General
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Location: Ontario
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07-23-2006, 07:49 PM
SHIT THREAD
YOU'RE BANNED TURTLE DICK
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Colonel
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Location: Ontario, New York
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07-23-2006, 08:16 PM
stop making threads, comashit
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1st Lieutenant
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07-23-2006, 09:41 PM
[quote:b275f]CoMa has only hooked up with 3 girls in his entire highschool career while having seen some of his peers do better in a single night.[/quote:b275f]
No no no.
[quote:b275f]CoMa has chosen to be asexual[/quote:b275f]
yes yes yes.
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Senior Member
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07-23-2006, 11:42 PM
How is that a conundrum? LOL.
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General of the Army
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07-24-2006, 12:29 AM
COMA JUST FUCKING HEAD STRAIGHT TO THE GALLOWS AND PERISH
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Senior Member
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07-24-2006, 12:35 AM
calmdown:
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Senior Member
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07-24-2006, 12:50 AM
what the fuck?
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Colonel
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07-24-2006, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Bucknub
SHIT THREAD
YOU'RE BANNED TURTLE DICK
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Major
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07-24-2006, 04:15 AM
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/lebanon.jpg[/img] hellfire:
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Colonel
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07-24-2006, 04:43 AM
It looks like a big RTS game oOo:
OMFG! WE CANT ATTACK TILL WE HAVE MORE OIL MINES, N00B!!!
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General of the Army
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07-24-2006, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
It looks like a big RTS game oOo:
OMFG! WE CANT ATTACK TILL WE HAVE MORE OIL MINES, N00B!!!
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follow penn's advice
[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Nyck1118/pennstfu-1.gif[/img] |
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